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the name is could gory could will be at

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the end trademark

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yeah soccer lades include being trained

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under the secret scam program

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and some of our products include below

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Majestic

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illusions of disclosure

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Cosmic scam

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and I was recruited by lilab

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and my courses well

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they're very very uh you know yes that's

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right I'm the Earth ambassador

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above average intelligence

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it's good to be ambassador

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uh I don't know I I don't remember I I

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I'm not sure I'll have to check on that

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I will get back to you I don't know

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what's going on I don't know I don't

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lawsuits just this one and well the

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other two that's that's definitely it

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just you this one did oh and then

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there's the other three lawsuits uh well

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that's it the three the two the one

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well yeah that one as well that one yes

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that one too uh okay so 15 lawsuits I

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mean come on I'm just an average guy oh

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really

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Earth ambassador

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did the recruitment to lie lab actually

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happen

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well

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my Elementary School took a field trip

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to the airport

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you've got the little bag of peanuts and

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whoa I was actually a janitor custodial

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engineer as it were at area 51.

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yes I have downloaded memories of

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multiple lifetimes

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um

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but no I can't remember that detail

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a whole lot of them

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my courses

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okay look for one of them I don't know I

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paid some homeless guy a six-pack and a

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pack of cigarettes

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another word I used a random word

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generator you know what I mean

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just throwing a bunch of sci-fi terms a

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bunch of new age terms you click on go

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about a bang

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superpowers of course I have them I'll

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give you a demonstration right now

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watch this this is a solid object

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I'm bending solid matter

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solid matters bending to my will my very

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well

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my higher self spiritual guides are the

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anchovies

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highest beings in existence anywhere but

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well yeah I mean I made them up I

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created them so I think well wait a

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minute I think

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wow

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they are my creation but they are my

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spiritual guide so

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I am my own spiritual guide

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well yes

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it's the enlightened beings on the

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planet in the galaxy in the universe

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today

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I did cheat on my wife

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I committed adultery and it was over it

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was over instantly to me

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they made relationship and that

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instantly

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why

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um

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well

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um

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it just did look I mean come on who

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wants to get into the details right why

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why it just ended instantly it was

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instantly over because because why look

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because I'm a two pump jump all right so

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there you go I said

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I said

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thank the anchovies that even though I

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was told that this is recorded and live

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streamed the general public will never

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yeah you know guys like Tom the schlong

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Dave derriere you know legal crowd alone

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the anchovies are really not real for a

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quasi-dimensionally hyper

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ultimately entangled multi-hyper quasi

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why um why do I

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why do I keep doing this while we're

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talking um it's

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kind of something here

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I'm just trying to wake up my lawyer

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okay yes well let's take a bathroom

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break

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[Music]

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what just happened there well I was

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pulled out of my body I was travel back

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in time the Sherwood Forest hung out

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with Robinhood for a decade

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uh I used the potty in Sherwood Forest

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so that took care of that and then I was

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uh traveled to another dimension in

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Another Universe another galaxy that

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it's exactly like this one except um

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this nail is a little longer

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and I fight Space Battles for two

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decades and then I was uh regressed back